Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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