I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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