I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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