We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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