I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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