how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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