You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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