After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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