Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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