Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Damn victory sex feels great
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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