i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
it's like iHOP with fire
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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