apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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