Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
