So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Randomize
