Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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