Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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