do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
love makes seman taste better
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
