Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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