haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i believe in u and ur pee
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