The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
