shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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