NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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