They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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