That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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