fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Boobs are out for the taking
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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