i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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