I heard we made out
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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