That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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