i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I look better un-naked...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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