If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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