So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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