I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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