How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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