If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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