dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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