No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize