Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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