Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
worst night to have a conscience
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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