she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
