Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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