that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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