Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
