"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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