well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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