So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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