actually, I'm a sock model
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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