i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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