Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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