Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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