Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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