I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There r osticjed everywhere
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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