Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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