i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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