is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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