you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
