Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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